Get Your Official (EXCLUSIVE) Whitman University Rape Whistle!

If you order Living the Dream before the release date (November 25th, 2014) and fill out the form¬†you’ll automatically receive an official WU rape whistle in the mail within a week of release!

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They’re also flashlights and keychains PLUS you get Living the Dream for $1 less than the suckers who wait until after release, so there’s no reason not to pre-order from Amazon or iBooks¬†and then come back with your confirmation number.

Oh, and also – if you’re wondering whether you qualify if you’ve already pre-ordered, the answer is YES. Just fill out the form!

In other news, NOT QUITE DEAD (which doesn’t just have ghosts, y’all, there’s plenty of mystery and romance and southernisms and vodka) is on sale this month for just $.99 on all platforms. Join me on my Facebook page for tons of fun and prizes during #HauntedOctober!

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